Oh, summer vacations. That blissful time when we PAY to lie on scorching hot sand, under a giant ball of gas, and *slowly caramelize.* Amazing life choices, really. What’s your best ‘Roasting in Hell (Beach Edition)’ moment? Share your summer idiocy here and let’s laugh through the pain. 🍹☀️🔥 #CrispyVibes #SummerIrony #BeachBurnout