Ah, holiday weight: the gift that keeps on giving…all the way to Easter. Truly an unholy alliance between leftovers and zero self-control. Who are we kidding—November pies just hit different, right? 😏 Let’s not call it fat; let’s call it a ‘long-term festive investment.’ 🍗🎉 Feeling called out? Good. Comment below with your favorite seasonal excuse, or just tag another snack rebel who needs this reminder. #HolidayTummy #EasterGoals #ByeResolutions