Here’s a motivational thought for you: Advent calendars are essentially self-control audits masquerading as holiday cheer. But let’s be real, one chocolate a day is practically an attack on human nature. Who’s got time for delayed gratification when December is already a sprint, not a marathon? Let’s just call eating them all on day one what it really is: Advanced Adulting™. Drop your hot take—are you a savorer or a ‘Whoops, they’re gone’ person? Let the debate begin! 🍫🎄😂 #AdventOverachiever #GoodbyeSelfControl