Holiday season logic: Let’s sacrifice hours of our lives and enough paper to kill a forest, all for the glorious payoff of watching someone shred it in seconds. Genius, right? Oh, and don’t forget the pièce de résistance: hauling all that paper to recycling! Truly a gift for Mother Earth. 🙃 Sustainability who? Comment your eco-meltdown below! 🗑️🎁 #WasteGameStrong #HolidayIrony #TrashAesthetics