We’ve all been there: that moment when life hands you a craving and *poof*—the seafood diet is activated. Yes, see food = eat food. Someone crown me the King of Hunger because portion control isn’t even in the same zip code as my plate. 🍣🍕

Top text: Dieting.
Bottom text: I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Let’s face it, life is too short to meticulously measure out sad, flavorless meals. Tag someone who’s on this elite-level ‘diet,’ and let the unapologetic feasting begin. #SeafoodDiet #EatEverything