Ah, morning people. The mythical creatures who apparently ‘rise and shine’ while the rest of us are smashing snooze like it owes us money. Don’t worry, we see you with your smoothies, sunlight yoga, and motivational quotes. But on behalf of every non-morning soul, let me be the first to say: Morning People, Rise and Shine!… And fall off a cliff. Honestly, keep that chipper nonsense to yourself. #MorningPersonPrivilege #SleepDeprivedAndProud What’s your take—do you glow at sunrise or need a catapult out of bed? Drop your AM mood in the comments!