Ah yes, Christmas morning. The time-honored tradition where ‘joy to the world’ means waking up at 5 a.m. because your mini-human is determined to disembowel a pile of wrapping paper before the sun is even awake. Hope you like your coffee extra black because that’s the only shade that matches this level of exhaustion. Forget chestnuts roasting on an open fire—it’s my patience that’s burning. Who’s with me? Comment below with your festive 5AM horror stories because misery really does love company! 🎄☕ #ParentLife #HolidayBurnout