Nothing screams ‘holidays’ more than a plastic snitch with no knees silently watching kids like it’s auditioning for Paranormal Activity 10. 🎄✨ Sure, parents everywhere are scrambling to find creative new spots for it, but let’s talk about the real story: the psychic damage this “tradition” is doing to everyone in the house. WHY do we tolerate this seasonal spy who both freaks out our kids AND somehow makes *us* feel judged?? Call me a Scrooge, but it’s time for this Elf to pack its bags. Who’s with me? Sound off in the comments and let’s roast this menace together! #ElfOnTheShelfTerrors #FromWholesomeToWhack #SomeOTherapyPlease