Oh look, your food is ‘on its way’…from Narnia, apparently. 🚴 40 minutes in and you’re questioning life, love, and why you didn’t just boil pasta. 🍝 Kudos to the driver who managed to dodge every shortcut imaginable. 🍕👏 Share this masterpiece with someone who can actually WAIT for food. #DeliveryDiaries #StarvationStation #StillNoFood