Here’s the tea: No, he didn’t ghost you. He just savagely cut ties, assumed a new identity, and entered the *Witness Protection Program.* Because explaining why he left? Too mainstream. 🙄

Top Text: Ghosting
Bottom Text: He didn’t ghost me. He just entered the Witness Protection Program.

Tag someone still waiting for that ‘Hey’ text to hit their inbox. 😂 Or better yet, drop your wildest ghosting story below. #ModernGhostStories #WitnessProtectionHumor #DatingFails