Welcome to October—the month where the scariest thing isn’t the costumes, it’s my cringe-worthy love life. 🎃 Trick or treat? Oh honey, it’s mostly tricks around here, and not the fun magician kind either. Ever had a date who seemed perfect, only for them to disappear like a ghost the minute you caught feelings? Or maybe you got stuck entertaining a walking red flag disguised as Prince/Princess Charming. Either way, Halloween has nothing on the horror genre that is modern dating. *Insert sarcastic applause here.* Share your worst ‘tricks’ in the comments, because honestly, misery loves company. 👻💔 #MostlyTricks #LoveLifeFails #HalloweenMood