Behold the miracle of childhood attention spans: 3 hours of carefully picking out the *perfect* gift, 3 minutes of wrapping it like an art project, and 3 seconds for your kid to rip it apart before moving on to the nearest piece of garbage on the floor. 🎁✨ Parenting is truly the gift that keeps on giving—to your patience. Let’s just all agree now: bubble wrap wins every time. Who’s planning to DIY this holiday BS and hand them an old Amazon box instead? Comment below because we’re all in this dumpster fire together! 😂 #ParentingUncensored #HolidayFails #KidsAreChaos