Oh, the joys of waking up with the sun… and morning people who act like they’re the lead anchors of Morning News at Your Expense. If you’re one of these hyper-enthused AM chatterboxes, congrats, you’ve earned the award for Most Annoying Wake-Up Call of the Year. How about we *all* agree to start the day under 10 decibels, shall we? Cool. Tag that one friend who thinks ‘Good morning!’ needs to be screamed like battle orders. ☕🛏️ #MorningPeople #VolumeControl