To the self-proclaimed *Spoilers Oracle*: Thanks for not only ruining movie endings but also my will to talk to you. Seriously, who hurt you? If knowing every plot twist fills the void, I truly wish you peace. 🙏 Not all heroes wear capes—some wear condescending smirks. 😒 Comment below if you’ve been victimized by one of these cinematic mood assassins, or tag your personal menace. #SpoilerOverload #NoThanksBuzzkill