Let’s all agree to this: if you ever sat through a class where someone genuinely said ‘Just DON’T,’ you deserved a free gold star for not falling off your chair laughing. Abstinence-only education is like telling winter to chill out—it’s unnatural and just doesn’t work. Remember that time your class got THE talk, and you were like, ‘Yup, sounds legit’… oh, wait, no one said that. Drop a comment with your funniest (or cringiest) abstinence-class moments, and let’s roast this nonsense together! #SexEdRealTalk #TeenageChaos