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Technology – Alexa, find my soul.

Ever ask Alexa a question and just *really* hope for something remotely comforting? Yeah… about that. 🤷‍♂️
‘Alexa, find my soul.’
‘Sorry, no matches found.’
A brutal roasting courtesy of the smart device I paid for. Love that for me.
If Jeff Bezos could send a soul with my next Amazon Prime order, that’d be great. But who are we kidding? Even the robots know humanity gave up on having souls years ago. 🙃
What’s worse: Asking Alexa or Siri for life advice? Let me know!
#AlexaHumiliation #SoullessAndProud #TechDrags #DeadInsideChronicles

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